zendaya is stronger than me cuz if my boyfriend was an actor that played a character with a haircut as terrible as tom’s in the crowded room i would literally get the ick and dump him

how did i not realize that cruel summer was an anthology

i’m sorry i genuinely do like vampire but the fame fucker line gives me such a visceral full body cringe that i fear i may never listen to it again

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

thom-youngblood:

You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?

my friend asked me to find her hinge match on instagram bc the handle wasn’t his name. here was the process:

put the hinge first name + job title + company into linkedin to get a last name, use the last name to find the facebook, go into comments and likes on facebook activity to find a friend with a unique name, search them on instagram and repeat if necessary until a public profile is found, then search their following list with the first name OR manually scroll

i can’t believe bone broth goop gwyneth is the same gwyneth that blessed us with turning tables original glee cast recording

do you ever just tip extra bc you don’t wanna deal w change lmaoo i hate having cash

can they kick joe off masterchef i’m so serious hes just needlessly egotistical and dramatic in a way that’s tiring

taylor told everyone not to hate on john mayer bc she realized it was hypocritical of her to be condemning age gaps when she, at her grown age, just dated another man that did the exact same thing to someone else